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"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh, and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

How do you generate a random string? Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to yo...

Why do programmers wear glasses? Because they need to C#

What do you call a developer who doesn't comment code? A developer.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

category: Pun The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says, "What would you like to drink?" But Argon doesn't react.

Programming Why did the programmer jump on the table? Because debug was on his screen.

Here is your joke with category: Misc Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours? A regular expression.